Kalurkey

O-kay.

Nalulurkey ako sa opisina. *siguro effective na pang-attract yung nareceive kong red bracelet from bookware last EB, hihihihi joke lang* Anyways, medyo lumalaganap na ang isyuhan.

Isyu number 1: 

Remember may nakwento akong epal sa office? Yung isang guy na super nirereto nila sa akin matagal na. Ka-team ko itong si guy. Tapos, remember, sila ate magic, inaasar ako kay james? Aba, nalaman ko na, nagalit/nagtampo pala itong si guy kay ate magic, biglang hindi pinansin si ate! Kalurkey! May ganung level pang nalalaman. Ang tanong "BAKET HA?!"

Tapos kanina, merong pabangong panlalake, ang alam ko kay Kuya Ali yun, so binati ko si Kuya, sabi ko "ang bango bango naman ni kuya ali, umaalingasaw talaga" tapos biglang sinabi nila, hindi daw yun kay kuya kay Guy daw yun! **ngek!** Sabi ko, niloloko naman nila ako dahil pabango yun ni kuya ali eh!

Isyu number 2: 

Super daldal ng mga officemates ko, at super lakas ng mga boses nila *at naturingang open masyado yung lugar namin* naririnig sila ng ibang tao. Etong "boss-bossan" ko, nakisali na din. Nakarating pa tuloy dun sa parang superior ni James! langya! Asar talo na lang talaga ako eh. Parang ang press release ay AKO ang may crush **cympre di ba hindi ko naman aaminin yun** Nakakahiya! Basta ako, ang press release ko, "inaasar lang nila ako dun".Period!

Isyu number 3: 

A friend of mine, invited me sa wedding niya! Nagulat talaga ako! But of course I'm very happy for her! Yun nga lang, nabawasan na naman ng SINGLE ang circle of friends ko. Tapos parang ilang beses akong naremind today na mag-24 na ako! Kamusta naman di ba?!  I know, bata pa yung age ko PERO I just can't help it! Tanaw ko na yung "PANIC ATTACK" ko. WAH! Kalurkey talaga!

May Kwento Ako!

okay, natext ko na si ateng about this and sa tingin ko dapat ko siyang i-share.

Nag-aayos ako ng test papers na nasa pulang lateral namin nang biglang dumating si ICE (deadma king).

Ice: Kukunin na namin yung ano

Me:  yung alin?

Ice: Yung phone

Me: Yung phone? **clueless talaga ako dahil nakalimutan ko na yung tinutukoy niya ay yung pinatagong telepono sa akin.

ice: yung sa guard.

Me: Ah! wait lang. *pinuntahan ko si ate magic bilang nasa kanya yung telepono.*

Ate Gi: Uy, Ice, si Neish oh

Me: *quiet lang*

Ate Magic: Andito pala si Ice ah!

Me: *Kunyari wala akong narinig*

Ate Gi: Ice, pwede ka bang lagi pumunta dito?

Ice: *smile lang*

Ate Gi: Kunyari may aayusin ka kahit wala para madalaw mo si Neish

Ice: Hindi naman namamansin **excuse me?! sino nga yung hindi namamansin?!*

Me: *quiet lang*

Ate Gi: Mamansin ka kasi Neish

Me: *taas lang ng kilay*

Ice: Tingnan mo, sinusingitan ako

Me: Hindi ah!

Ate Gi: Punta ka na palagi dito

Ice: Cge ba, basta may pagkain **PG ka kuya?!**

Ate Gi: Cge, sagot ko na yung food mo, magkaboyfriend lang si Neish

Me: Te naman!

Ice: Hot choco lang pwede na

Ate Gi: Cge, ililibre kita ng hot choco!

**may mga pics ako sa bulletin board nila ate gi**

Ice: palagi pinapakita yung dimples oh **tinuturo niya yung pics namin**

Me: eh, bakit ba?! ganun talaga no?!

Ate Magic: yihee! ang cheesy

Me: anong cheesy dun?

Ate Gi: yiheee! kakakilig kayong dalawa!

Me: *roll lang ng eyes*

*paalis na si Ice

Ate Magic: Paalam ka muna kay Neish

Ice: Bye Neish

Me: *Deadma* napapailing na lang ako

Ate Gi: Feeling ko mas matimbang si Ice sa puso ni Neish **madami kasi silang nirereto sa akin, including the epal officemate na naandun din nung mga panahon na yun**

Me: Talagang may ganung predictions ka te? 

**Hayz!**

I want something like this!

I felt that my brain cells are not working properly lately. I get frustrated because of that. I tried searching the internet for something that I can do this summer that would help me with my dilemma.

I saw this job advertisement and I like the job description indicated:

Requirements:

• Working closely with other departments, increasingly acting as a consultancy professional, and assisting the line managers in understanding and implementing procedures and policies. - I'm sure this will help me improve my management skills
• Recruiting staff which includes creating and developing job descriptions, providing support in preparing advertisements, screening application forms, short-listing the candidates, interviewing and selecting them. - all around!
• Developing HR policies on issues like working conditions, equal opportunities, performance, management, absence management, and disciplinary procedures. - mentally challenging task
• Advising on pay including employee benefits and promotion and other issues on remuneration. - so so
• Administering and preparation of payroll and ensuring that department managers receive an accurate and timely assistance in response to particular queries related to HR policies or other aspects of employment legislation. - not so my favorite
• Interpreting and notifying employees on employment legislation.
• Listening to grievances of employees and implementing appropriate disciplinary procedures. - :(
• Conduct orientation for newly hired employees. - like
• Advising management on career development, work matters, industrial matters, and personal problems. - consultant task!
• Preparing advertisement and notices for vacant positions in the organization. - piece of cake!

Skills and Specifications

• Good organizational and interpersonal skills
• Ability to understand comprehensive information.
• Ability to interpret, analyze, and explain the official framework employment regulation.
• Integrity and friendly approachability.
• Good negotiating and influencing skills in implementing personnel policies.
• Ability to research, evaluate and analyze new recruitment techniques, methods, and procedures.
• Able to work alone on a broad variety of projects.

Education and Qualifications

• Degree in business management, human resources management, psychology, or Bachelor’s degree in human resources management or business related field.

I tried to imagine na "kami" pero I realized something, kahit sa imagination di ko siya magawang halayin! Incest ito! One thing is for sure, dead end ang daan na ito! IKR!

Ibuhos mo yan!

Sabi nga sa comercial ng Nestea, Ibuhos mo!

Tulad ng sinabi ko sa FB, ang mga bagay-bagay na napupuno dapat binabawasan para hindi umapaw. 

I would to consider this a positive thing for me (though hindi positive ang mga pangyayari) PERO nasa perspective lang naman talaga natin ang lahat davar? 

Anyways,

*I know, na hindi mawawala ang mga ganitong tao sa mundong ibabaw, I just want to let it out! okay?!

I am getting pissed off with our "little madam" (feeling boss kasi siya). Wala na akong ginawang tama sa paningin niya! Ano ba siya nagmemenopause? *which I doubt dahil wala siyang matris! WALA!*

Eto lang naman, sabi niya sa akin before, partners kami, take note PARTNERS at hindi ko siya boss at hindi niya ako subordinate. Pero ano tong mga kaganapan na itey?! Feel na feel niya ang pagiging MADAM! Amputek!

Hindi ko gusto na sa tuwing may kameeting kami eh parang sekretarya niya ako para sabihan na itake note yan, itake note yun. Gusto ko nang sabihan siya na "IKR!" Lakas ng power tripping talaga. 

Hindi naman sana ako mahihirapan sa mga task na assigned sa akin if WE share the work. On top of that, meron pa siyang mga side utos (UTOS talaga ah like pakikuha nga nito ---eh mas malapit kaya siya)

Nasabi ko na din sa post ko before sa FB na, hindi ibig sabihin na "tolerable" kang tao eh magaling ka, TINOTOLERATE ka nga di ba? so meaning may mali sayo pero tolerable ka naman kasi. 

Should I list down the things I hate about you?! 

1. Power tripping

2. Pala-utos (na wala sa hulog)

3. Ikaw lang ang dapat masunod (you would ask for suggestion pero ikaw pa din ang last say)

4. Tactless

5. Namamahiya (okay, hindi ka boss para gawin to, at kahit boss ka pa, dapat lumagay ka sa tama)

Sinum-up ko na lang para hindi na humaba pa. 

Araw-arawin mo lang ang "good morning" mo sa akin, talaga namang, mapag-iisipan ko ang mga bagay-bagay. ARGH!